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Monday, March 12, 2012

Just a tiny GIVEAWAY!

**THIS GIVEAWAY IS OVER**

WOW! Here it is! They little giveaway I've been telling you about. Wait no more! Ok.. well, maybe wait a little longer.

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HA!.
Ok, ok.. here it is. Nothing fancy, just something completely typical of Auntie. And, since we will do a few of these... the first freebie up for grabs is this:


Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them. That's why it's called [insert eerie music here] the Book of Secrets. OOOOoooooo.

The Book of Secrets reveals hundreds of clandestine, covert, surreptitious, furtive, hush-hush, and taboo pop-cultural and historical curiosities, from government cover-ups to marketing tricks to Colonel Sander's secret recipe. Practical secrets are also revealed, such as how to obtain a flight upgrade, speak in public, or win friends and influence people. The biggest secret, though, is how the author managed to cram all these secrets into such a tiny tome. Really, this book is small enough to eat, if you had to - and with all the secrets contained inside, you just might!


Great stocking stuffer, bathroom reading or door stop. It is also quite useful as a coaster or paper weight. Personally, I think this is an awesome gift! I would love to have one. So, if you win, please feel free to give it back. No pressure.

SO!.. "How can I win this amazing prize?" you may be asking yourself!...

Ask no further!

Just answer THIS question: What is the best kept secret of the US government? 

This isn't a right or wrong answer. This is an OPINIONATED answer. I just want your involvement. And, the crazier the better! Tell me about Area 51 or who really killed JFK! I wanna know what YOU wonder about. Give it your best shot. Then, on Friday, March 16th at 2pm CENTRAL time, I will put the number of comments into the random number generator at random.org and waaaaa laaaaaa!. We have a winner!

So, give me your best and cross your fingers!
Also, feel free to engage in replies to one another. The more comments, the better! 

Begin.

Right down there in the comment section.

Now.

Go.

7 comments:

  1. I would tell you but its a secret.

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  2. The truth behind J. Edgar Hoover's crossdressing. Is Elvis really alive and working at a 7-11 somewhere?

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  3. I read something the other day about Sonny Bono being murdered because of some government coverup. Since it's been 14 years and this is the first I've ever heard of it, I think that's a pretty well kept secret....

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  4. I'd like to know why nobody's carbon-dated our "President's" current 'birth certificate'. Oh; and would really love to know the name of the nut-case who decided "Challenger" was a "go" in 30-degree weather.....(Thiocall, or NASA?).

    T

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  5. The government has a secret facility in Southern Mississippi. They have been hiding living aliens there for years. It is actually an interstellar space port. They use humans for food and after they digest us, they use their feces for fuel to fly between the stars. These aliens have powers far beyond anything we have ever seen before. They promised the American Government all the power and riches they could ever imagine as long as they could gather fuel for their ships. In the name of greet and power we (the people) have been traded to the aliens for use as they see fit. Don't tell them I told you this..... no one was supposed to know. This was such a good idea I had to make it into a blog.

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