This is a test.. this is only a test.. If this were a real emergency, your computer would be emitting an awful alarm and you would have 15 seconds to find the nearest exit before your chair turned into an ejection seat.
Please remember to take note of the red button located directly beneath your keyboard. This button will launch the counter attack of trained monkeys to help neutralize the situation if it were to escalate into something more than you, alone, can handle.
Now that we have a mutual understanding, I will get to the point of this blog.
I have a great need for random, pointless writing. Sometimes what runs through my head is, somewhat, useful..but for the most part, you can guarantee that reading my blogs will be a total waste of time. But hey!.. Who doesn't have time to sit and stare at a computer screen for a while? Go ahead and plant you some crops on your farm...or go attack another Mob family.. then get back here and fill your head with useless babble until it's time for the next task. Make sure you go ahead and subscribe to me so that you won't miss anything inherently important at any given moment. Sometimes I do have monumental breakthroughs. I wouldn't want you to miss those rare and imperviously phenomenal events.
So.. without any further adieu.. Welcome to my blogspot. Grab you a glass of sweet tea, pull you up a chair and sit a spell. This is gonna be a fun one. You don't wanna miss it!